FrEe KiSsEs!!

June 18

Elliott is a big girl now.

Big girls have to do chores.

You need to clean all your toys up... Wash the dishes...

Mow the front yard...

Wash the car...

Take out the trash...

Fold the laundry...

Mop the bathroom...

And scoop the litter box.

" Yeah right," she says!

June 15

Two months, twenty six days

Two months, twenty five days

Elliott just hanging out at Alabaster City Fest. Daddy got to meet a Barney Fife impersonator (and he did have a bullet in his pocket) and we saw an armadillo wearing a cowboy hat and a reverse mullet (as in the "Kate" hairdo from John and Kate plus Eight.)Elliott went to the park for the first time today and boy did she have a good time!

She got to see Uncle C. rocking out his new haircut. Here she is a happy baby after a horrifying diaper change.
Meme is getting in her lovin'.

SWING TIME!

Yes, we put my child into the Special Ed. swing.

Now everybody cry together.

She is smiling on the inside...maybe. I think she just doesn't recognize mommy without a camera attached to my face.

Do your Monkey Dance!

Two months, twenty two days

TV will rot your baby's brain.

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Dear Daddy,

I wish to make a formal complaint regarding the lack of spoiling that I feel I am entitled to as evidence by being your only daughter. I will hold Mommy hostage until all of my demands are met. You have 72 hours to acquire for me:

A rainbow colored unicorn, A Malibu Barbie Dream House that is purple,

A dolphin that can sing "You are my sunshine,"

Heart shaped pink diamond earrings that sparkle like my eyes,

A pony that is purple with pink polka-dots,
A baby doll that looks EXACTLY like me,

An OshKoshB'gosh credit card,

Two puppies with BIG bows on their collars,

A new party dress with matching shoes,

Hairbows to match every outfit,

And every Baby Einstein DVD they make.

Just remember, 72 hours to get me what I want or else Mommy gets it!

- Elliott