TV will rot your baby's brain.
-----------------------------Dear Daddy,
I wish to make a formal complaint regarding the lack of spoiling that I feel I am entitled to as evidence by being your only daughter. I will hold Mommy hostage until all of my demands are met. You have 72 hours to acquire for me:
A rainbow colored unicorn,
A Malibu Barbie Dream House that is purple,
A dolphin that can sing "You are my sunshine,"
Heart shaped pink diamond earrings that sparkle like my eyes,
A pony that is purple with pink polka-dots,
A baby doll that looks EXACTLY like me,
An OshKoshB'gosh credit card,
Two puppies with BIG bows on their collars,
A new party dress with matching shoes,
Hairbows to match every outfit,
And every Baby Einstein DVD they make.
Just remember, 72 hours to get me what I want or else Mommy gets it!
A Malibu Barbie Dream House that is purple,
A dolphin that can sing "You are my sunshine,"
Heart shaped pink diamond earrings that sparkle like my eyes,
A pony that is purple with pink polka-dots,
A baby doll that looks EXACTLY like me,
An OshKoshB'gosh credit card,
Two puppies with BIG bows on their collars,
A new party dress with matching shoes,
Hairbows to match every outfit,
And every Baby Einstein DVD they make.
Just remember, 72 hours to get me what I want or else Mommy gets it!
- Elliott
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