There is no good that comes from this. Good thing Mommy is already awake. Daddy on the other hand...
Planning the attack. Sam plans a roundhouse kick to the face.
Elliott is a good nurse. She gives a quick sternal rub to check for responsiveness. No response.
Begin compressions! (Daddy did respond to toddler CPR.)
Obviously we are interrupting him.
Elliott washing her hands before cooking.
Making Sam some dinner.
Of course the fat kid will eat anything.
(I think my toddler has been watching shows about Jersey; purple track suit 2 days ago and head to toe leopard print today. Bust out the hoop earrings!)
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I'm amazed at what Elliott's becoming capable of. Today I gave her a bowl of Fig Newtons and she counted aloud the two of them to make sure I gave her enough before running off. On top of counting, her knowledge of anatomy exceeds "Heads, Shoulders, Knees and Toes" and her imitation of a zombie will help her survive that particular apocalypse... "Baaaeens" indeed, little lady, you've certainly got 'em!- Andrew
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