"Hello, Ladies. I am a Cancer who is 2'4" with blue eyes, blonde-brown hair and a muscular build. I like snuggling on a cold winter's day and long stroller walks in the spring. I can't drive but my Dad takes me around in his Jeep; it is red and I look real cool riding in the back of it."
"Shoo, girl, don't you be playing those games with me."
Tough guy act
Basically we are the worst parents in the world. Forget about beating and starving your children, putting a toddler in a dryer should be a felony.
Sam does not care what we do to him as long as he gets to eat.
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