Tuesday, March 22, 2011

March 21, Monday

Does this comb-over cover the bald spot?
Elliott cleared the couch faster than you can say, "Which fat kid farted?" 
 On her way to see Dr. Walley for her 2 year check up. She was 25 lb and 34 inches tall. Dr. Walley called her a supermodel and she has changed her behavior to match expectations. She sat on his couch all sassy to get her lab results.  She also has stopped eating. Some may blame her febrile illness but I feel that she is simply getting ready for pageant season. Polish the flippers, dust off the spray tanner and stock up on Toddler Crack (Pixie Stix).
 Then there is this guy who polished off a HUGE piece of pizza.
Can't you see the food guilt in his eyes? 
 We somehow managed to force Elliott to eat some cake.
 Sugar crash. Now back to being sick and miserable all night.

 And Sam is catching on to the sick trend; he woke up with a snotty nose and rash. I wonder if it is viral?